We’re going to start a newspaper! It’s what everyone has been asking for.

Who would like to support it?

Not I, said the business owner.
Not I, said the municipality.
Not I, said the reader.

Who would like to read it?

I do! Said the business owner.
I do! Said the municipality.
I do! Said the reader.

Well, tough shit because we’re out of business.

Riverside Signal, 2009 – 2015